The cat image was sourced from Pinterest. Partial transcript. What? What are you looking at? I've had a hell of a night, scratching my arse all over the carpet. Why don't ya get somethin softer for tha floor? I see ya get yarself the soft stuff. An what tha hell is that in my bowl? It smells… Funny. I think I'll be eatin what you're havin tonight. No you say?
